Dating Dumpster Fire Laughs

So.
You’re dating again.

Maybe you got divorced.
Maybe you got dumped.
Maybe you woke up one day and realized your boyfriend hasn’t emotionally acknowledged your existence since 2017.

Welcome back to modern dating — where:

Red flags are called “misunderstandings”
Men trauma dump on date one
Everyone ghosts
And somehow you’re still expected to be chill

This book is for women who:
✔ Have excellent hygiene
✔ Have standards
✔ Have dated at least one walking red flag
✔ And are tired of wondering, “Is it just me?”

(It’s not you.)

Inside this hilariously unhinged, painfully relatable dating survival guide, you’ll meet:

• The Mommy’s Boy
• The Love Bomber
• The Cheap Guy
• The Man Who Lied About His Height
• The One Who Can’t Have Sex Like a Human
• The Secretly Married One
• The Mid-Life Crisis Man
• The Nerd
• The Pretty Boy
• The Woman Hater
• And finally… The Unicorn

You’ll also survive:
🔥 Gross & horrifying dating stories that actually happened
🔥 Brutal self-tests and quizzes
🔥 Red flag checklists
🔥 Savage dating rules
🔥 And validation you didn’t know you needed

This is not a self-help book.

This is a “you’re not crazy, dating is insane” book.

If you’ve ever: