The Dating Dumpster Fire for Women-A Smart-Ass Guide on Modern Dating for Adult Women Searching for Their Unicorn

So... you're dating again...

Maybe you got divorced.

Maybe you got dumped.

Maybe you woke up one day and realized your boyfriend hasn't emotionally acknowledged your existence since 2017.

Either way - welcome back to the Hunger Games of male emotional availability.

So You're Dating Again is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival guide for women navigating modern dating, dating apps, emotionally unavailable men, and absolute human red flags disguised as "nice guys."

Inside, you'll meet:

• The Therapy Session
• The Ghost
• The Man Who Lies About His Height
• The Sexually Confused Weirdo
• The Financially Haunted
• The Love Bomber
• The Secretly Married
• The Mommy's Boy
• And finally... The Unicorn

This book isn't here to judge you - it's here to laugh with you. Because every woman has been there. Some of us stayed too long. Some of us ignored the red flags. And some of us Venmo'd a man for gas (never again).

Packed with dating horror stories, savage dating rules, gross bonus chapters, red-flag checklists, and side-snark commentary, this book is perfect for:

• Women dating in their 20S, 30s and 40s
• Divorced women starting over
• Girls' night laughs
• Bridal showers
• Anyone who needs reassurance that it's not just them.
  If you've ever left a date wondering, "What the hell was that?" - this book is for you.

Because you're not broken.

You're not crazy.

You're just dating...