Holiday Survival Guide-A Realistic Guide to Festive Family Chaos & Surviving the Season Without a Felony…

Surviving the holidays shouldn’t require bail money… but here we are...

Welcome to the brutally honest, laugh-till-you-snort guide to making it through December without committing a felony, disowning your relatives, or crying in a Target parking lot.

The holidays are coming — and so is your mental breakdown... Sorry girl.

From family dinners that feel like hostage negotiations, to surviving weird relatives, and your booty literally turning into a fluffy sugar cookie... this brutally funny guide is your survival manual for the season of joy, judgment, and jingle bells

Inside, you’ll learn:

• How to decorate without starting WWIII in your living room
• How to fake festive cheer in five seconds or less
• How to avoid family politics (or weaponize the mashed potatoes)
• And how to emerge in January with your sanity, savings, and stretchy pants intact

Whether you love the holidays, dread them, or just endure them for the cookies, Holiday Survival guide is the handbook for every grown-up who’s ever needed a drink before Christmas dinner.

Because it’s not about perfection — it’s about survival… with style,caffeine, sarcasm,snacks and maybe a little wine...