So… you’re thinking about getting married.
Adorable. Terrifying. Ambitious. Bold.
Welcome to the world of love, commitment, and legally binding decisions you really should understand before saying “I do.”

Welcome to the So You Wanna Get Married? Swag Collection — a hilariously honest line of shirts, hats, mugs, totes, and gifts designed for couples who are in love… but also slightly terrified.

Perfect for engagements, bridal showers, bachelor/bachelorette parties, weddings, anniversaries, or any couple who needs a reminder that love is beautiful, but relationships are work. And sometimes?
You need a T-shirt to say the things you shouldn’t say out loud.

This collection mixes humor, truth bombs, and a whole lot of “oh my god, that’s us,” all wrapped in the bold, witty style of Mrs. Just Being Honest™.

Give it as a gift, wear it as a warning, or grab matching items for the couple who needs a laugh before saying “I do.”

💍 WHAT’S IN THE COLLECTION

👕 T-SHIRTS

Funny, stylish, super-soft tees featuring gems like:

• “So You Wanna Get Married? Good Luck.”

• “Love Is Patient… I’m Not.”

• “Marriage: The Ultimate Group Project.”

• “Relationship Status: Eating Snacks & Avoiding Arguments.”

• “Put Your Ring On — And Your Big Kid Pants.”

Perfect for engagement photos, pre-wedding chaos, or everyday relationship realism.

🧢 HATS

For days when you love your partner but also need space.
Messages like:

• “Fiancé. Not a Magician.”

• “Bride Brain / Groom Brain”

• “Currently Avoiding Wedding Planning.”

☕ MUGS & DRINKWARE

A must-have for the couples who need caffeine and couples therapy.
Sayings like:

• “Engaged & Exhausted”

• “We’re Still Getting Married… Probably”

• “Practicing My Wedding Smile”

📚 BOOKMARKS, CARDS, & SMALL SWAG

Perfect for engagement gifts, bridal showers, or stuffing into “Congrats, you’re trapped now!” gift bags.
Cute, sarcastic, real.

🎁 GIFT SETS

Build-your-own boxes with shirts, mugs, matching hats, and the So You Wanna Get Married? book.
Great for:

• bridal showers

• engagement parties

• couple’s counseling waiting rooms

• your best friend who says “I think he’s the one” in a panicked whisper

💥 THE VIBE

• Cute

• Honest

• Sarcastic

• Playfully chaotic

• Realistic about love & commitment

• Laugh-out-loud funny

For couples who take marriage seriously… but not themselves.

❤️ WHY PEOPLE LOVE THIS COLLECTION

✔ Actually useful merch
✔ Makes the couple laugh (and think)
✔ Great for photos, gifts, proposals, and wedding planning season
✔ Helps couples bond through humor — the best glue
✔ Matches perfectly with the So You Wanna Get Married? book