Menopause- Now Its Gettin' Real-Warning! Approach with Caution...
Welcome to Menopause – Now It’s Gettin’ Real, the brutally honest survival guide for every woman who suddenly woke up sweating, crying, swearing, freezing, overheating, and wondering why her body has staged a full-blown mutiny.
Part comedy, part therapy, part “WTF is happening??” — this guide is here to help you laugh through the mood swings, brain fog, wonky hormones, and the magical phase where you can’t remember why you walked into a room… but you can remember everyone who pissed you off in 1998.
Written in the signature voice of Mrs. Just Being Honest™, this book doesn’t sugarcoat a damn thing. It’s real talk about the real stuff — the hot flashes, the night sweats, the dryness (yes, that dryness), the chin hairs, the shrinking patience, the expanding waistline, and the sudden urge to throat-punch strangers for chewing too loudly.
But it’s not all chaos.
Well… mostly chaos. But also:
✔ How to survive mood swings without apologizing
✔ Why your hormones are acting like a toddler with a marker
✔ Foods, habits, and hacks that actually help
✔ Scripts for dealing with clueless husbands, kids, and coworkers
✔ And the most important reminder: You’re not crazy — you’re menopausal.
This is your new best friend — the one who tells the truth, hands you a fan, refills your water, and says “Girl, SAME.”
It’s funny. It’s empowering. It’s unfiltered.
It’s menopause… but survivable.
🌟 FOR READERS WHO LOVE:
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Humor with heart
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Real talk with real solutions
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Sarcasm mixed with science
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Feeling understood instead of judged
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Laughing until they forget why they were mad
Perfect for gifting to:
Your best friend, sister, mom, coworker, book club, sweaty-at-3AM buddy, or ANY woman who has ever wondered why her hormones suddenly put in their two-week notice.
❤️ THE MRS. JUST BEING HONEST™ SERIES
Because life is messy, ridiculous, unexpected, emotional, sweaty, hilarious, and somehow… still beautiful.
And this book?
This one might just save your sanity.