MRS. JUST BEING HONEST™ —Coaching Swag
Welcome to the Coaching Kids’ Teams — Because Somebody Has To™ collection, created for the everyday heroes who volunteer, get voluntold, or suddenly find themselves coaching a pack of small humans who can't remember which way to run, whose water bottle is whose, or where their shoes have gone.
This collection is for the real MVPs:
The snack schedulers, the whistle blowers, the shoelace-tyers, the chaos managers, the herders of tiny distracted athletes.
Those who show up — even when half the team doesn’t.
Whether you signed up willingly or were guilt-tripped by your kid staring at you with those “please mom/dad?” eyes, this swag celebrates your strength, patience, and ability to survive a season filled with tantrums, lost uniforms, and parents who take youth sports WAY too seriously.
🧢 WHAT’S IN THE COLLECTION
👕 T-Shirts & Hoodies — For Coaches With a Sense of Humor
Featuring sayings like:
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“Coaching Kids’ Teams — Because Somebody Has To™”
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“Chaos Coordinator (Youth Sports Edition)”
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“I Coach Tiny Humans. What’s Your Superpower?”
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“Please Don’t Make Me Raise My Voice — Again”
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“I’m Just Here for the Snacks”
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“Whistle, Patience, Repeat”
Perfect for practices, games, carpool days, and those emotional post-game ice cream trips.
🧢 Hats & Visors — For Sideline Survivors
Keeps the sun off your face and the frustration out of your eyes.
Designs include:
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“Coach Mode”
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“Because Somebody Has To™”
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“MICRO Manager (Mini Athletes Edition)”
Ideal for covering “I was yelling again” hair.
☕ Mugs, Tumblers & Water Bottles — Hydrate the Hero
Because coaching is thirsty work.
Favorites include:
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“Coach Fuel”
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“Because Kids Don’t Coach Themselves”
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“If Found, Return to the Sideline”
📋 Notebooks, Clipboards & Accessories
For organizing chaos, fake game plans, real notes, and emergency doodles:
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“Coach Notes: Please Stop Fighting”
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“Practice Plan: Step 1—Survive”
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Sticker sheets: “Good Job!”, “Focus!”, “Stop Eating Grass!”
👜 Totes, Drawstring Bags & Gear Bags
Carry snacks.
Carry whistles.
Carry spare socks for that ONE kid who always forgets them.
Designs like:
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“Coach Bag — Handle With Care”
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“Packed Snacks, Low Expectations”
🎉 THE VIBE
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Funny
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Relatable
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Slightly exhausted
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Proud
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Supportive
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Perfect for youth sports warriors
This collection celebrates the coaches who give time, energy, snacks, patience, and love to a team of kids who might win… or just pick dandelions on the field.
Either way, you’re a hero.
❤️ WHO THIS COLLECTION IS FOR
✔ Volunteer coaches
✔ Parent-coaches
✔ Teachers who got tricked into coaching
✔ Team moms & team dads
✔ Assistant coaches who do all the work
✔ Anyone who needs a laugh to get through the season