Welcome to the Coaching Kids’ Teams — Because Somebody Has To™ collection, created for the everyday heroes who volunteer, get voluntold, or suddenly find themselves coaching a pack of small humans who can't remember which way to run, whose water bottle is whose, or where their shoes have gone.

This collection is for the real MVPs:
The snack schedulers, the whistle blowers, the shoelace-tyers, the chaos managers, the herders of tiny distracted athletes.
Those who show up — even when half the team doesn’t.

Whether you signed up willingly or were guilt-tripped by your kid staring at you with those “please mom/dad?” eyes, this swag celebrates your strength, patience, and ability to survive a season filled with tantrums, lost uniforms, and parents who take youth sports WAY too seriously.

🧢 WHAT’S IN THE COLLECTION

👕 T-Shirts & Hoodies — For Coaches With a Sense of Humor

Featuring sayings like:

• “Coaching Kids’ Teams — Because Somebody Has To™”

• “Chaos Coordinator (Youth Sports Edition)”

• “I Coach Tiny Humans. What’s Your Superpower?”

• “Please Don’t Make Me Raise My Voice — Again”

• “I’m Just Here for the Snacks”

• “Whistle, Patience, Repeat”

Perfect for practices, games, carpool days, and those emotional post-game ice cream trips.

🧢 Hats & Visors — For Sideline Survivors

Keeps the sun off your face and the frustration out of your eyes.
Designs include:

• “Coach Mode”

• “Because Somebody Has To™”

• “MICRO Manager (Mini Athletes Edition)”

Ideal for covering “I was yelling again” hair.

☕ Mugs, Tumblers & Water Bottles — Hydrate the Hero

Because coaching is thirsty work.
Favorites include:

• “Coach Fuel”

• “Because Kids Don’t Coach Themselves”

• “If Found, Return to the Sideline”

📋 Notebooks, Clipboards & Accessories

For organizing chaos, fake game plans, real notes, and emergency doodles:

• “Coach Notes: Please Stop Fighting”

• “Practice Plan: Step 1—Survive”

• Sticker sheets: “Good Job!”, “Focus!”, “Stop Eating Grass!”

👜 Totes, Drawstring Bags & Gear Bags

Carry snacks.
Carry whistles.
Carry spare socks for that ONE kid who always forgets them.
Designs like:

• “Coach Bag — Handle With Care”

• “Packed Snacks, Low Expectations”

🎉 THE VIBE

• Funny

• Relatable

• Slightly exhausted

• Proud

• Supportive

• Perfect for youth sports warriors

This collection celebrates the coaches who give time, energy, snacks, patience, and love to a team of kids who might win… or just pick dandelions on the field.
Either way, you’re a hero.

❤️ WHO THIS COLLECTION IS FOR

✔ Volunteer coaches
✔ Parent-coaches
✔ Teachers who got tricked into coaching
✔ Team moms & team dads
✔ Assistant coaches who do all the work
✔ Anyone who needs a laugh to get through the season