Shirts, Hats, Gifts & Gear for the Hot, Hormonal, and Hilariously Unhinged

— A Mrs. Just Being Honest™ Collection

Welcome to the Perimenopause & Menopause Swag Collection, where we embrace the chaos, honor the hormones, and celebrate the women who are sweating, swearing, crying, laughing, and surviving the most under-discussed stage of life.

This collection is for the women in their “Is it hot in here or is it just me?”,
“Why am I emotional about a bagel?”, and
“Did I really just forget my own birthday?” era.

From soft shirts to cozy hats to mugs, totes, and daily-life necessities, every item blends humor, truth, and a whole lot of “give me 30 seconds, I’m having a moment.”

If you’ve ever experienced brain fog so thick you can’t remember where you put your glasses (on your head), this collection is for you.

🌡️ WHAT’S INCLUDED

👚 T-Shirts That Tell the Truth

Comfortable, flattering, and hilariously honest.
Messages like:

• “Hot Flash Survivor”

• “Powered By Rage & Snacks”

• “Perimenopause: The Pre-Heat Cycle”

• “Menopause Made Me Do It”

• “Slightly Sweaty, Still Stunning”

• “Mind the Mood Swings”

Perfect for wearing, gift-giving, and warning the public.

🧢 Hats for When You’re Hot… Literally

Trucker hats, dad hats, beanies — all perfect for:

• hiding hormone hair

• shading mood-swing eyes

• preventing heat-wave meltdowns

Plus bold, funny designs that say:
“I will cry if pushed.”

☕ Mugs & Tumblers

Because caffeine, tea, and hydration are crucial when hormones are freelancing.
Printed with truths like:

• “Hot Flashes & Hot Coffee”

• “Menopause: Handle With Snacks”

• “If I Said It, Blame the Hormones”

👜 Totes, Stickers & Accessories

Sassy designs for every stage of losing your sanity AND your estrogen.
Laugh, vent, sparkle, repeat.

💥 THE VIBE

• Funny enough to make you snort-laugh

• Honest enough to feel therapeutic

• Cute enough to boost confidence

• Comfortable enough for hot-flash conditions

Made for the women who say:
“I may be hormonal, but I’m still fabulous.”

💛 WHO THIS COLLECTION IS FOR

✔ Women in perimenopause
✔ Women in full-blown menopause
✔ Women who just want the truth
✔ Care packages, support gifts, and best-friend surprises
✔ Anyone experiencing:
- hot flashes
- night sweats
- mood swings
- insomnia
- rage at slow walkers
- the sudden urge to throat-punch someone for breathing too loud

🎀 THE PERFECT GIFT

Give it to:
Best friends, sisters, coworkers, book club ladies, moms, or yourself.
Because this stage is chaotic, dramatic, sweaty, and absolutely deserves merchandise.

❤️ THE MRS. JUST BEING HONEST™ SERIES

Life is messy. Hormones are messier.
But with humor, honesty, and some REALLY cute merch —
you’ll get through it like the badass you are.