So… you think you’re ready to have a baby?
Adorable. Bold. Terrifying. Optimistic. A little delusional, honestly.

Welcome to the So You Wanna Have a Baby?™ Swag Collection, where excitement meets chaos, hope meets humor, and real talk meets really cute merch. Whether you’re TTC, newly pregnant, thinking about it, terrified of it, or just here for the laughs, this collection was made for you.

Created in the signature bold, sarcastic, reassuring voice of Mrs. Just Being Honest™, this line is perfect for celebrating the journey toward parenthood — the highs, the lows, the hormones, the cravings, the Google searches, the emotional breakdowns, and the “omg do we even know what we’re doing?” moments.

Because starting a family is magical…
but also messy, unpredictable, and occasionally fueled by snacks and delusion.
You deserve merch that gets it.

🌟 WHAT’S IN THE COLLECTION

👚 Funny, Soft, Wear-Anywhere Shirts

For pregnancy announcements, TTC milestones, baby showers, or the days you’re crying for no reason.
Witty, relatable designs like:

• “So You Wanna Have a Baby? Buckle Up.”

• “Growing a Human (and Losing My Chill)”

• “Future Mama, Current Hot Mess”

🧢 Hats for Hormonal Hair Days

Trucker hats, dad caps, comfy beanies — all perfect for covering bedhead, cryhead, or “don’t talk to me yet” energy.

☕ Mugs & Tumblers

For morning sickness and morning caffeine.
Sayings like “Pregnancy Glow = Lies” and “TTC Fuel.”

📚 Bookmarks & Journals

For baby books, pregnancy notes, or jotting down the dreams, cravings, and late-night panic searches.

👜 Totes, Stickers & Daily Accessories

Because sometimes you need a bag for your snacks and a sticker for your emotional support water bottle.

👶 Onesies & Baby Add-Ons

Tiny matching pieces for the tiny human you're hoping for, praying for, or currently growing.

💛 WHO THIS COLLECTION IS FOR

✔ TTC warriors
✔ Newly pregnant moms
✔ Partners trying their best
✔ Baby shower shoppers
✔ Snarky best friends
✔ Emotional support gift-givers
✔ Anyone who wants baby-themed humor that’s actually funny

This line is perfect for announcements, celebrations, encouragement, or just “Hey, you’re doing great — even if you feel like a hormonal swamp troll today.”

😂 THE VIBE

Funny.
Honest.
Cute.
Slightly chaotic.
Deeply relatable.

It’s the perfect mix of humor + heart — just like the Mrs. Just Being Honest™ brand.

Because if you can’t laugh through the ride to parenthood… you’ll definitely cry.
This collection helps you do both with style.